thank you captain obvious...

this was just simply too good to pass up. my accounting/business law teacher is a very interesting man. over the course of this semester we have learned many interesting things that as far as i am concerned any normal person would know. well apparently he doesnt feel the same as me.

the first thing that we learned was what a statue was in business law. "for those of you who don't know, it is a little figurine that is usually made out of wood or metal." wow i was floored. i had no idea that someone would not know what a statue was. but....he felt the need to explain.

next in business law a few days later we learned what porno was. "it is nasty pictures of dirty movies" now if in this day and age people do not know what porn is, they have lived a very sheltered life. now i am not saying if they have not seen it, because i know that there are many of us that have not seen it. but there is a difference between seeing and knowing what it is. and i think that any normal person would at least know what it is. but....i guess he felt the need to explain.

then yesterday i got a double whammy.

in business law he told us what a twinkie was. once again i thought that was something that most everyone knows what they are but...this was his explanation. "they are sugary treats made by hostess." as i said i really didnt think that he needed to explain what a twinkie was. but...i guess he did.
later yesterday i went to accounting and we were going along and he decides that he is going to tell us what tourette's syndrome was. this one i could maybe understand explaining a little. unfortunately i didnt feel well yesterday and didnt get his explanation but...the explanation was not what was so funny about this whole thing. it was the fact that he was running around the room making very odd sounds that i didnt even know existed. i guess another thing that made me think it was so odd was that it had nothing to do with the class. he just stopped and started explaining it. whereas the other things that he has done had something to do with what we were talking about in class.

well i just hope that all this wonderful pieces of information that he has taught us helps us on the test. somehow i dont think that they will, but maybe possibly.